ask-savana-and-ariela:

philliptunalunatique:

falling-for-pain:

estraie:

2bad:

m00nlightvegas:

youcanfindmeincamelot:

studythesnow:

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.“Hey!”“Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.
Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

oH MY GOD

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

what

the mother of all plot twits

eternal plot twist/mind blow

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

SHIT THATS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

ask-savana-and-ariela:

philliptunalunatique:

falling-for-pain:

estraie:

2bad:

m00nlightvegas:

youcanfindmeincamelot:

studythesnow:

The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby.

The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head.

Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six.

“Hey!”

“Sorry!” She called down.

The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!”

The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out.

Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward .

“Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer.

The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.”

The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day.

She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg.

“W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot.

Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply.

The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…”

A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.”

“Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

oH MY GOD

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SOME INSPIRATIONAL HIPSTER POST BUT I THOUGHT WRONG

what

the mother of all plot twits

eternal plot twist/mind blow

I DIDN’T KNOW BBC HAD TUMBLR

SHIT THATS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

(Source: jueki)

505,865 notes

like-a-puppet:

superwholocked221b:

mistermisterashley:

daughterofdoctorandrose:

themagentacolor:


twowandsandadrink:


paralol:


HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 
HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 


We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =
210
She would need 210 containers of hairdye.


That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?


Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.
It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by onethis is great

and yet no one here is willing to spend 5 minutes on math homework

This is more important then math homework

like-a-puppet:

superwholocked221b:

mistermisterashley:

daughterofdoctorandrose:

themagentacolor:

twowandsandadrink:

paralol:

HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one
this is great

and yet no one here is willing to spend 5 minutes on math homework

This is more important then math homework

(Source: justafortunateson)

440,827 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Things to do with your newborn:

1. Take selfies.

2. Repeat.Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: pbsparents)

678,592 notes

cumbershizzle:

johnkatier:

lockedin221b:

alwaysrumbleroar:

jon-egbert:

xeduo:

loveisapost:

another world

and then my brain imploded

guys what if

THIS IS THE WORLD WHERE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS RUN BLOGS ABOUT US

I LIKE THIS WORLD.

in this world you can drive like everywhere i’m so jealous

this is a world map for fish

cumbershizzle:

johnkatier:

lockedin221b:

alwaysrumbleroar:

jon-egbert:

xeduo:

loveisapost:

another world

and then my brain imploded

guys what if

THIS IS THE WORLD WHERE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS RUN BLOGS ABOUT US

I LIKE THIS WORLD.

in this world you can drive like everywhere i’m so jealous

this is a world map for fish

309,447 notes

djinnman:

You know what’s fun? Being an English major and a cartoon fan.

I could go on, but I won’t.

26,397 notes

allabitfuzzy:

These are super eerie… awesome, but just a little otherworldly.  :-)

(Source: ryanpanos)

81,050 notes

kjerstifaret:

A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom: 

Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.

Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again. 

64,495 notes

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ask-jeffthegaykiller:

fckyeahkickthepj:

amarriageoftrueminds:

incipientt:

blinding-eclips:

freecocaine:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION 

I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-

Oh.

Oh…

i just.

thank you tumblr

(Source: alphageek2011)

754,389 notes